When you're single long enough you eventually start to miss some things (assuming you experienced them I suppose). These can be big things like sex, long deep passionate kisses, emotional connections, being so comfortable with someone you don't feel the need for someone having to be talking the entire time your together because just being WITH them is enough. Or small things like casual touches, kisses hello and good bye, cuddling up on the couch and watching a movie together.
The list goes on, I could go on all day. But what I want to talk about today is weak knees. Weak knees may be metaphorical or literal, but we all have something that makes our knees shake or give out. I'm not talking about the weak knees we get from sex ... although if you want to see mine quiver there is no better way then giving me a blow job in the middle of a room were I have no other support. ;)
No, I'm talking about the weak knee sensations we get with our cloths on. With some it is obvious when it happens. I've had partners knees actually give out during a particularly hot make out session (and believe me there are few things more satisfying). For some people (like me) it is much more subtle then that. As far as I remember my knees have never actually given out (short of the blow job mentioned above or upright sex acts). For me it is more like a chill that runs down my spine. A wave of excitement that runs all the way from my head to my knees and back again.
The thing is, it isn't all that hard to illicit that type of reaction from me either. But like anything it starts in the ol' noggin. But once that connection is there if you know what buttons to push my knees will turn to jelly. I know that might sound strange for someone who considers him self a D type when it comes to play to say. But I have feelings too damn it. :-p
So what is this super secret Konami code to making my knees weak (get ready because this just took a nerdy turn and video game references will fallow)?
- (Up, Up): First things first: As mentioned above there needs to be some type of connection. Some random person doing these would just be creepy. Wrong type of chill. So before anyone starts entering in the code the game and system need to be on.
- (Down, Down): Get consent, consent is sexy and without the consent to do the what follows on this list there are no weak knees. So it is part of the code.
- (Left. Right): Ok now that we are at the start menu we can begin entering the code. The first thing someone can do is simple, a hand on my knee. When driving or sitting next to a partner I rally enjoy the sensation of them caressing my thigh right above my knee.
- (Left, Right): Surprise me with a passionate kiss. For a guy like me who likes to pride himself on his self control, seeing someone loose themselves in that type of passion is sexy. It will go a long way to making me loose myself in a similar passion. One of the best kisses I remember that made my knees quiver a bit was after asking someone out. After my asking and us talking about it for awhile (no answer was given) she surprised me with one of those kisses. It was completely unexpected, she was a great kisser and I have always felt at ease with her. So all of the pieces fell into place for my knees to waver and waver they did.
- (B, A): Lastly kiss my neck!! I don't know what it is, but kissing down my neck just does it. It sends those wave rushing up and down my back like nobodies business.
Yeah I miss that. I hope you all have someone who knows and enters your "Konami code" regularly. Have a great day.
Sunday, September 27, 2015
Saturday, February 21, 2015
Who is Eddie Thawne really?
Who has been watching "The Flash"? If you haven't and are into the whole
superhero influx happening on TV and in the movies, you're missing out. The overarching plot of Barry's hunt for the
"Man in yellow" and slowly coming into his own has been a fun ride
thus far.
After watching this season I've developed a couple theories
about things, given these theories are just that theories concocted by my often
over active imagination. All evidence I
will site is circumstantial at best.
That said this post is also going to contain minor spoilers from the
season. So if you have not watched it,
you may want to stop reading now and come back when you have caught up.
I have two theories I want to discuss. The theories will center around Eddie Thawne
and a possible relation to Barry Allen or Harrison Wells. But before I get into the theories I want to
take about the name Thawne and how that name relates to The Flash. In the comics there are a pair of characters
with that sir name. Eobard and Thaddeus,
Professor Zoom (aka Reverse Flash) and Inertia respectively. Both of which were pains in the backside of
various Flashs. While I don't follow the
Flash comics regularly I know that Thaddeus was a clone of Bart Allen and I
believe is occasionally disconnected from the speed force. Eobard's powers seem to have originated from
the costume of Silver Age Flash, and a machine that was used to amplify the suits
abilities giving him the powers of Flash when he wore it.
So onto the theories. Anyone that
saw this weeks episode will know that at the end of the episode The Reverse
Flash reveled himself to be Harrison Wells, which is something we already
knew. In that scene he states that he
"protects his own" meaning meta humans. Which fits into the comics where some
incarnations of the Reverse Flash are apparently trying to help Barry be a
better hero (albeit I don't know if these versions are cannon or not). Wells has been training Barry presumably
trying to prevent some crisis. With this
paper and presumed knowledge of the future it is a safe assumption that wells
is the very same reverse flash who killed Barry's mother.
Now if Wells is the same time traveling speedster who killed Barry's
mother, then there must be a young him somewhere right? What if Eddie is a young Harrison Wells? What if something happens and Barry fails to
save someone close to him and Eddie thinks this is because Barry was unwilling
to kill. Eddie then starts to think that
he has to make sure the flash is ready to kill for the "greater good" Maybe he finds Well's suit or that device he
strapped to it and uses it to gain the powers of the Flash. He has until 2025 to embark on this
quest. Again I realize this is a thin
theory, but you never know.
Theory number two. Does anyone
else get the feeling that Eddie seems to know more then he lets on. There have been a couple times when I have
gotten that feeling. Especially early on
in the series. What if somehow Eddie is
the Barry that traveled through time. If
Barry disappeared in the future, then he must still be somewhere in the past
right? What if by some feat of TV magic
Older Barry took on the persona of Eddie Thawne? This I admit is an even more thin theory then
the first one. But again it is fun to think
about.
Now it could just be that they used that sir name as a nod to fans just
like casting John Westley Shipp as Henry Allen (as he played the flash in the
1990 TV series). Those are just a couple
random thoughts I came up with and lets be honest. In a world with time travel, anything is
possible.
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